Just to clarify

If there was such an organization as The Little Women of the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants (I protest the man haters part), it would not, in fact, necessarily be against the He-Man Woman Haters Club. Yes, the clubs might have two very different purposes, but just because He-Man's organization likes to hate women, doesn't mean the Sisterhood hates men. On the contrary, we are very open to men and (ahem) susceptible to their charms at times, but we do not appreciate it when they bash us, so we might find ways to strike back. If that involves rhetoric, then you'd better watch out, particularly if Speak is involved.

As much as we appreciate the invite to your (gag) Beers and Babes night, we feel it would not be in our best interest to attend. We would invite you to our weekly chick flick viewing, but this week we're branching out by going to see Transformers, which, we're pretty sure you won't like. We also feel you would be much too awkward to attend such a refined event. We are aware you'd rather be out chopping wood, hunting big game or having a woman-bashing session. Perhaps there is some other way to establish peace between our two organizations. Only time will tell.